Yes, Son, there is such a thing as child support.

It has been years since I got a plumb nickle. So it appeared out of the blue, a deposit was being made email. I thought it was a hoax. After getting two more emails, I pulled out the old child support credit card still with a virgin swipe strip. I called the customer service number, and it was true.

My son could not believe it either. We went back and bought the jacket that just yesterday I told him we could not afford. Still in disbelief, I spent most of the money like crazy, thinking someone was going to call and say it was a mistake. I am still in shock. I am going to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow (with my money, not my son’s child support).